NBA ALL-TIME ROSTER

PG-Magic Johnson. Not only will he control this team by getting the other studs the ball but he will also keep the team relaxed with his fun attitude. The team just needs to make sure he straps on a rubber each time. Another plus his he could give the team free passes to 24 hour fitness.

SG- Michael Jordan. Th greastes will play the two and give thsi team so much competitiviness. He won't let this team lose and will take every big shot.

SF-Larry Bird. He can flat out shoot and he provides some diversity to the team. That 80's porn stache doesn't help with all the groupies this team will have around them but that's okay he is from French Lick.

PF-Bill Russel. He doesn't have 11 rings and two college rings because he got lucky. The guy was nasty on the boards and nobody has won more.

C-Shaquille O'Neil. I don't care what anybody say's Shaq is the most dominate player to ever play the game of basketball. Not one player could can match his size and strength with the explosivess. Shaq has forced the NBA to change so many rules because of his dominantion. Even though there are four other studs on the team, every team they play will have to still double Shaq. He will also be able to come out of a bom box and become a geniue.

Coach-Phil Jackson. Some of you degens are going to say he had all talent when he won championships but he did win and you can't argue that. He is the very best at handling star players on and off the court with their egos. Something this team has plenty of.