Saturday, March 17, 2007

Throwback baseball call of the week...


The thowback baseball call of the week is Mike Gallego. Gallego made his major league debut on April 11, 1985 for the Oakland Athletics where he was the starting second baseman throughout their three year run of AL Championships. He did win a world series in 1989 with the A's when there was that huge earthquake. He also played for the New York Yankees and the St. Louis Cardinals where he ended his playing career. He was more known for his stellar defensive play (sticky) than swinging the stick. What most people don't know is that he played and graduated from UCLA. That's right folks he was a Bruin. You know he's got atleast 5 g's on on UCLA in the tournament. In December of 2004 Gallego was named the 3rd base coach for the Colorado Rockies where he now resides with his wife and three children.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

WASTED!

Jerramy Stevens is a joke. How many mistakes is this guy going to make before he learns that he isn't above the law. He got arrested in Arizona for DUI charges. He told police he had only four 0r five margaritas. Try four or five Long Island Ice Tea's. You judge with the jail photo.


Sunday, March 11, 2007

BEST TIME OF YEAR!

Bryce Drew-Valparaiso
Kevin Pittsnoggle-West Virginia


Wally Szczerbiak-Miami of Ohio

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Just a Classic Name For Degens

With the help of my roommate Dick, who were discussing classic names in the 1980's and 1990's for baseball. He won the game when the best I could come up with was Terry Steinbach on the Twins not with his better days of the Athletics and he threw the name Candy Maldonado at me. I screamed with a call like that.
Maldonado from Puerto Rico was best know for hitting homers with a low batting average. Just think of a Puerto Rican Dave Kingman. The Candy Man played 15 seasons for the Dodgers, Giants, Indians, Brewers, Blue Jays (twice), Cubs, and finished with the Rangers. He made it to the postseason eight times and even won a World Series with the Jays in 1992. San Francisco fans aren't to happy with him (no it isn't because he didn't lick lolly pops) but rather because he dropped a can of corn in the 1987 National League Championship Series versus the Cardinals. The ex-Kansas City Royals Manager Tony Pena 2nd inning pop should have been a easy catch for Maldonado but instead he dropped it and it turned into a triple. Pena later scored on a sacrifice fly, which turned out to be the only run of the game. He is now a broadcaster for ESPN Deport es baseball games.

Steinbach



The Candy Man






YOUR NASTY!

Gary Gaitti who isn't nasty for his game but more for wearing a batting helmet without any ear flaps. The Rat or G-Man which ever nickname you want to use played 20 seasons for the Twins, Angels, Royals, Cardinals, Cubs, and ended his career in 2000 for the Red Sox. Trivia you should drop on your date, Gaitti went to North West Missouri State and was drafted in the first round in the 1979 draft.


Friday, March 9, 2007

WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

Back In Day

Nick Anderson-The 13th year NBA veteran who played for the Orlando Magic, Sacramento Kings, and the Memphis Grizzlies. He is most known for playing on the Magic and missing four consecutive free throws versus the Houston Rockets in the 1995 NBA Finals.





Now

Anderson is now retired from basketball, but recently accepted a job with the Magic in the community relations department.


Back In The Day

Todd Frazier-He was the star player for the Toms River East All-Star team that won the 1998 Little League World Series over Japan. He batted lead off because his coach wanted him to get the most possible at bats in a game. He batted .600 in the tournament and added four homers. He was 5'2 and 110 pounds at the time.





Now

He is now a junior at Rutgers University and is the starting shortstop. He is 6'4 and 220 pounds. He is having a great career for the Scarlet Knights and is considered a very big time prospect.

Thursday, March 8, 2007

NBA ALL-TIME ROSTER

PG-Magic Johnson. Not only will he control this team by getting the other studs the ball but he will also keep the team relaxed with his fun attitude. The team just needs to make sure he straps on a rubber each time. Another plus his he could give the team free passes to 24 hour fitness.



SG- Michael Jordan. Th greastes will play the two and give thsi team so much competitiviness. He won't let this team lose and will take every big shot.


SF-Larry Bird. He can flat out shoot and he provides some diversity to the team. That 80's porn stache doesn't help with all the groupies this team will have around them but that's okay he is from French Lick.


PF-Bill Russel. He doesn't have 11 rings and two college rings because he got lucky. The guy was nasty on the boards and nobody has won more.



C-Shaquille O'Neil. I don't care what anybody say's Shaq is the most dominate player to ever play the game of basketball. Not one player could can match his size and strength with the explosivess. Shaq has forced the NBA to change so many rules because of his dominantion. Even though there are four other studs on the team, every team they play will have to still double Shaq. He will also be able to come out of a bom box and become a geniue.



Coach-Phil Jackson. Some of you degens are going to say he had all talent when he won championships but he did win and you can't argue that. He is the very best at handling star players on and off the court with their egos. Something this team has plenty of.

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

ALL-TIME UGLY NBA ROSTER

PG- Starting at point guard standing in at 6'3 and weighing in at 185 pounds from the planet Mars, Sam Cassel. Even though he played his college ball at Florida St. all the power house schools on the red planet wanted this guy to run the point for them.

SG-Reggie Miller. He can flat out shoot but just think if he didn't have those ears to slow him down. Not exactly the most aerodynamic ears in the world.


SF-Tyrone Hill. This guy is just flat out nasty. His own momma is probably embarrassed. The only good thing is the guy guarding him will have his eyes closed every time Hill has the ball.

PF-Popeye Jones. This guy's ears make Reggie's look small. Not to mention he has that left eye looking to the right. At least on a date he could keep his right eye on his girl and look at another girl with his left.

C-Gheorge Muresan. No need to explain this one. Just a flat out a joke. What was Billy Crystal thinking?


Coach-Hubie Brown. Sure this guy is old but I know all you degens have better looking grandfathers.

6th Man-Greg Ostertag. With the flat top he looks like a cop in Mississippi Burning.

Tuesday, March 6, 2007

ONE-EYED FOOTBALL STUD...LEGIT!!!

Football is a tough enough sport utilizing two eyes, but former California Golden Bear fullback Josh White managed to play pac. 10 ball and also arena league football with vision in just one eye. He lost vision in his left eye at the age of 1 when he tripped and fell on a sharp toy. The former Cal fullback was recruited to Cal after playing just one year at Snow Junior College in Utah. After completing three seasons at Cal, and receiving no interest from any NFL teams, White decided on the Arena Football League (AFL) where he made his debut for the Dallas Desperados on March 7, 2004. Surprisingly, White played both sides of the ball; A fullback on offense, and linebacker on defense. He probably layed absolute hat weighing in at 260 at linebacker. White also made a brief appearance in the Arena Football League 2 with the Hawaiian Islanders where he now resides with wife Ginger Lau. To all you kids out there with one eye, never give up.



Sunday, March 4, 2007

MOVIE/TV CALL OF THE WEEK

Steve Emtman was the big white defensive lineman in the 1994 hit Little Giants. He was teaching the kids how to get in a proper football stance. Unlike the other NFL stars in the movie Bruce Smith, Emmit Smith, Tim Brown, and the coach John Madden Emtman was never became a star in the league. Injuries pledged the former University of Washington All-American from becoming the same in the NFL. In 1991 he won the Outland and Lombardi trophies, Pac-10 defensive player of the year and finished forth in the Heisman trophy. He was also the first pick overall in the 1992 NFL Draft.

Saturday, March 3, 2007

NFL Combine

First off the NFL Combine is the most overrated event in sports, but it still can increase or decrease a players bankroll by millions. That being said though I love when ballers are competitors and go against their Jerry Maguire and still participant. For example Brady Quinn went against his agent by participating in the bench and by doing so went Sonoma St. graduate Larry Allen. The QB benched 225 24 times. I’m willing to bet most of you degenerates can’t even do 24 pushups. The only thing about Brady’s record bench performance (Denver Bronco QB Jay Cutler did 23 in last year’s combine) is he must have been working out with the LB who is pounding his older sister. That’s right A.J. Hawk is Brady’s brother-in-law.



Joe Thomas is a flat at beast. Not only is he 6’8 310 pounds but the guy ran a 4.92 forty. He also had excellent footwork in all the drills and locked himself into a top five pick. Detroit will probably get him at number two.



Calvin Johnson is a stud. He is T.O. without the off-the-field issues and actually cares about his tem. His QB at Georgia Tech, Reggie Ball, was average at best. He is the type of QB to be dominating a flag football league ten years from now in some ATL park. Johnson had to deal with double-teams all game and Ball with a 47 accuracy in NCAA football 2007 and a arm of maybe forty yards at most. If Johnson had gone to USC he would have put up even more numbers. What makes him so scary is he is 6’4, 230 pounds, and ran a 4.35 in another guy’s shoes.



The real funny thing is he is going to be around for the Lion’s pick at number two, but they won’t have the balls to select anther WR after they selected three receivers in a row from 2003-2005 (Charles Rodgers, Roy Williams, Mike Williams). Johnson is going to be better then the other three and will be another knife stabbed into Lion’s fan's hearts. The only way to prevent this to the fans is if the before mentioned Thomas becomes Jonathan Ogden and not (Tony Mandarich, Brian Jozwiak, and Robert Gallery.)

Monday, February 26, 2007

MOVIE/TV CALL OF THE WEEK

Not only was he the main character in the classic movie Cool Runnings, about the 1988 Jamaican bobsled team, but Leon Preston Robinson, IV was a hoop player at Loyola Marymount University in 1978-79. He also was the black guy to get stabbed with a stick of ice by Gabe Walker (Sylvester Stallone) in the 1993 hit Cliffhanger. Also one more movie call he was laying the pipe to Kyle-Lee's mom in Above the Rim. His name was Shep and was a ex-basketball star who was now a degenerate security guard.










Tuesday, February 20, 2007

PIMP MY RIDE AUDITION TAPE...CLASSIC

MOVIE/TV CALL OF THE WEEK

I will start this feature with a call from one of my favorite TV shows of all-time, The Wonder Years. No it's not about Winnie Copper but rather the narrator of the main character Kevin. The voice you hear in all the episodes is Daniel Stern. He is famous for being one of the crooks in Home Alone 1 and 2 and for being a real degenerate in Celtic Pride.

Dunk Picture of the Week

Can you say nasty.

Monday, February 19, 2007

Dan Hawkins Blast on Parent

The University of Colorado head football coach Dan Hawkins came out early this week with a press conference. As the clip below explains Hawkins isn't too happy with an anonymous letter he received from a Buffalo parent. The parent wants Hawkins to give the players more time off. Hawkins goes on in the clip by stressing that this is a Division 1 program. I'm here to agree with Hawkins 100%. It is division 1 and not only that but CU plays in the Big 12, with the likes of Texas and Oklahoma. The university saves this parent over $100,000 for their son's education and they are trying to get their son more time off. It almost seems like a joke and to see Hawkins go off is quite funny and will be stored in the archives of ESPN for a long time.

The thing I didn’t like by listening to this take over fives times, is Hawkins needs to understand a key lesson of time and place. It does no good for screaming at a press conference. Yes he is a very intense and competitive person but as the face of the program he cannot loose his cool on an anonymous letter from a parent. Anyway below is the sound bite so enjoy:

http://web.dailycamera.com/audio/0207hawkins.mp3