ALL-TIME UGLY NBA ROSTER

PG- Starting at point guard standing in at 6'3 and weighing in at 185 pounds from the planet Mars, Sam Cassel. Even though he played his college ball at Florida St. all the power house schools on the red planet wanted this guy to run the point for them.

SG-Reggie Miller. He can flat out shoot but just think if he didn't have those ears to slow him down. Not exactly the most aerodynamic ears in the world.

SF-Tyrone Hill. This guy is just flat out nasty. His own momma is probably embarrassed. The only good thing is the guy guarding him will have his eyes closed every time Hill has the ball.

PF-Popeye Jones. This guy's ears make Reggie's look small. Not to mention he has that left eye looking to the right. At least on a date he could keep his right eye on his girl and look at another girl with his left.

C-Gheorge Muresan. No need to explain this one. Just a flat out a joke. What was Billy Crystal thinking?

Coach-Hubie Brown. Sure this guy is old but I know all you degens have better looking grandfathers.

6th Man-Greg Ostertag. With the flat top he looks like a cop in Mississippi Burning.