BOB

Now when you hear the name BOB anyone from the meda instantly thinks of young Bob "The HeartThrob" Rodriguez, but when it comes to sports and degen fans there is only one Bob. Once a year NASCAR comes to Northern Cali and Westcoastrackers gets nasty on the Thursday leading up to the race at the AirField. This is the one day every year that Bob one of the biggest degens I have ever met makes an apperence. Bob is a retired UPS worker of 31 years and stays rocking the Dale Jarrett #88 UPS polo on a yearly basis. Thats honestly all I know about the legend that Bob is and the year I show up and don't see Bob is when i'll assume he took a turn for the worse cuz Bob being there is a lock like the Gaels on ESPN WCC Big Monday. It is honestly worth going just to spend a day with Bob. You can't not love the guy. The pics are priceless and speak for themselves.

Bob is so gross

Bob killing time getting some practice swings in off a weed

Bob gets after it with the binocs seeing who is getting off the plane. Lookin like a real terrorist but He makes calls.

And as big of degens as we are you know we had to put Bob on blast and get the group photo with the thumbs ups and the binocs around the neck. Have a day.

The Hardest Dunk of All-Time

This is without a doubt the nastiest dunk I am ever seen. My man jumps over the length of a table. He pulls so much Jay Bruce. You just don't find leaping ability like that in the hood. That's right 50 year old white guys can fly like R Kelly in Space Jam. The other thing I'm wondering is who is the kid who put the cape on and let his dad in the party. If this guy isn't at at least three Sierra Baseball team parties next season I hand my jersey in like the reggie in Rudy. So here it is:

Look A Like-Hardball character Jefferson and Prince

I was getting nasty last night and had to throw in like Tim Donaghy the 2001 hit Hardball starring Keanu Reeves. Sure everyone loves the movie because some white guy helps coach a group of black kids from the Cabrini Green Projects in the land of R Kelly.

But I love it because my boy Keanue lays big money on Bulls Games and puts his head through a bar window after Luc Longley can't make a put back. Anybody is my hero if they are betting games on their dead dad's account with bookies. My favorite part of the movie is when Keanue doesn't have enough jersey's and leaves my boy G-Baby without one.

Now on a serious note when Keanu describes how G-Baby got the game winning hit during his funeral, I almost cried like Nancy Kerrigan in 94 after she got her leg clubbed. G-Baby will nestleeeeeeee one for The Kekambas and you know Keanue was the most juiced because he put one of his player's mom welfare check's on the game.

Lastly take a look at my boy Jefferson. His fat ass who got jumped going home after practice with his asthma, looks dead on like Milwaukee "yes it's in Wisconsin" Brewers All-Star first baseman Prince Fielder.

Mariah Carey to throw out first pitch at baseball game

Mariah Carey threw out the first pitch in Tokyo and let's just say she did a better job in the blockbuster hit Glitter then she did on the bump. I went to the matinée at Jack London Theater in the town three days in row it was so good. Also Nick Cannon get off the Wild 'N Out set and play a little catch with your girl. Mariah you got vocals for days so next time your get asked to throw out a first pitch just pass and sing the national anthem. Have a tour Mariah and never let me see your negative arm again.

Catcher Gets Blasted

Recently the Sierra College Wolverines out of Rocklin, CA won their first state baseball championship. The little known catcher for that team is Jesse Olsen, the little bulldog can be scene getting blasted over a summer ball game here.
This is what makes a catcher tough!!!

One of the Nastiest pitches ever

This is one of the dirtiest pitches ever. No wonder people think the Japanese are sneaky little fucks.

Take the Cape Off-Tyler Hansbrough

Tyler Hansbrough the National Player of the Year for the final four North Carolina Tar Heels decided to go Pat Tillman and jump off a frat house to celebrate the end of the Spring Semester. Tyler there is no need to put the cape on and do this. If you got injuried in anyway you could lose millions. Next time just stand and watch frat guys jump off and pick any bad one you want at the party for you to lay the pipe to later that night.